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搞笑中式英语

  Chinglish,即"中式英语"。带有中文语音、语法、词汇特色的英语。

  中式英语“long time no see”(很久不见)已成为标准英文词组;1994年以来加入国际英语行列的词汇中,中式英语贡献了5%至20%,超过任何其他来源;

  当四川人发明了“standing flower”(站花)后,川式英语也开始不断出现在川菜菜谱的翻译中;

  Facebook上甚至有“救救中式英语”小组,并吸引了8000多名成员,里边有超过2500条中式英语例子。

  1.we two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁阿

  2.how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你,怎么老是你?

  3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你

  4.you have seed ,I will give you some color to see see 你有种,我要给你点颜色看看

  5.Government abuse chicken 宫暴鸡丁

  6.At KFC, We do Chichen Right 在肯德基,我们做鸡是对的

  7.You Give Me Stop! 你给我站住!

  8.Chop the strange fish 生鱼块

  9.watch sister 表妹

  10.take iron coffee 拿铁咖啡

  11.American Chinese not enough 美中不足

  12.Where cool where you stay!哪凉快上哪呆着

  13.heart flower angry open 心花怒放

  14.colour wolf 色狼

  15.dry goods 干货

  16.want money no; want life one! 要钱没有,要命一条

  17.People mountain and people sea. 人山人海

  18.you have two down son。 你有两下子。

  19.let the horse come on 放马过来

  20.I give you face you don’t wanna face 给你脸你不要脸

  21.red face know me 红颜知己

  22.seven up eight down 七上八下

  23.no three no four 不三不四

  24.do morning *** 做早操;do class between *** 做课间操

  25.you try try see!你试试看!

  26.love who who 爱谁谁

  27.look through autumn water 望穿秋水

  28.go you mother's 去你妈

  29.May I borrow your light? 借光

  30.Handsome Year, Morning Die 英年早逝

  31.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞

  32.morning three night four 朝三暮四

  33.king eight eggs 王八蛋

  34.no care three seven twenty one 不管三七二十一

  35.go and look 走着瞧

  36.poor light egg 穷光蛋

  37.ice snow clever 冰雪聪明

  38.first see you,i shit love you 第一次见你,我便爱上了你

  39.horse horse tiger tiger 马马虎虎

  40.no money no talk 没钱免谈

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